nixsrebellionoflies:

me: *sees stars and points at them* yes

person: what?

me: *sounding more forceful* YES

(via thebootydiaries)

plentys:

my komputer: *beep*

me: o im fine thank u how are u

(Source: lamarodomwhowasoncrack, via thebootydiaries)

stinkyhat:

blease be quiet

(via thebootydiaries)